At my new school at a staff breakfast on the first day , I learned about drug habits among staff members. I was sitting at a table with the other teachers from my department when a jittery woman who didn’t blink sat down next to me. We exchange names and what we teach, then:
Hyper teacher: I love the first day of school. I always do two shots of espresso to get me going in the morning.
Me: I know. I need some coffee or something. This is rough.
Hyper teacher: And my daughter has ADHD, she doesn’t always take her Adderall each day, so those pills come right to mom. So I also had a few of those today also.
Me: (concerned look of disbelief)
She wasn't kidding.
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Ha ha ha!! That was brilliant.
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