Germaphobes R Us

I once had a college professor who had a hilarious habit each time a student would sneeze. He would stop talking, sometimes mid sentence, and very quietly walk over to his desk, pull a can of Lysol out of the top drawer, and shake it. He would spray a couple of passes in the front of the room and in a very serious way say, “I don’t want to catch any communicable diseases.” Then he would proceed with the class.