Which is worse?

Peeling your fingers with a vegetable peeler or waking up at five to go to school tomorrow.

Broken glass under the eyelid or going to one more meeting to discuss a student’s accommodations.

Bathing in your own vomit or answering one more dumb question.

Nail gun to the kneecap or breathing in next to a student who does not own a toothbrush.

Boiling oil poured into the ear canal or seeing one more student’s undergarments.

Sandpaper to the pupil or telling one more student to put their phone away.

Power drill in the cheekbone or responding back to one more angry parent email.

Eating pancakes made with dog saliva or hearing the f word in the hallway one more time.

Face in a deep fryer for a minute or having one more student poke at you to get your attention.