Six Pack

I also had an English teacher in high school who was hilarious. Sadly, there’s a chance she did not know just how hilarious she was.

This teacher didn’t seem to have a care in the world. She acquired the nickname Six Pack because of how much she loved the alcohol. She also had the belly to go along with it. My friend caught a glimpse of this belly one time while walking past her class when she thought she was alone. Apparently, she lifted up her shirt revealing her ample gut and rubbed the mass for several minutes. He could not believe his eyes.

During class, if gas needed to be passed by this teacher, out either end, it would be. Often. And anyone in the room would know it.

And did she ever like to cuss. The most memorable of swearing events came when students were continually talking during class. Finally, she quietly waited a moment or two, looked at them with crazy eyes, then belted out as loudly as possible, “Stop talking, G - D it!”